00:00 - 00:03 | We plan on pregaming here |
00:04 - 00:05 | And we leave here NLT 2300 |
00:05 - 00:07 | And go to campus court |
00:08 - 00:12 | Intel has suggested a high female to male ratio |
00:12 - 00:15 | And I plan to bang some fine ass bitch |
00:17 - 00:19 | 2300, you think that is long enough |
00:19 - 00:21 | for me to pick out my outfit? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Meyer..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Your outfit |
00:31 - 00:33 | It will take you longer than that to pick out an outfit |
00:34 - 00:36 | It may take up to 5 outfit changes |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone...who isn't on suppliments...needs to leave. Now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | How am I suppose to pick out an outfit in 4 hours! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE TO THE TANNERS YET! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I just got a mad swoll |
01:29 - 01:31 | That means I need a tight outfit |
01:31 - 01:34 | Now I have to get my outfit right the first or second time! |
01:34 - 01:37 | HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO THAT! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I am not some beta-fuck. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Meyer, you look fine in what you are wearing. |
01:42 - 01:46 | THIS SHIRT MAKES ME LOOK PALE AS FUCK |
01:46 - 01:48 | Meyer, it is winter in michigan, no one is as tan as you. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not just anybody |
01:53 - 01:54 | I am the hottest guy. |
01:56 - 01:57 | I am trying to bang welch's sister |
01:57 - 02:00 | And you expect me to be ready in an hour |
02:00 - 02:03 | With hair gel in and everything |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | I HAVE NO GOD DAMN CLUE WHAT I AM WEARING |
02:14 - 02:16 | And I haven't started drinking my smirnoff ice |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now you expect me to drink and pick my outfit out. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I am going to look like an idiot, |
02:30 - 02:34 | you are already giving me shit for my stash. |
02:34 - 02:36 | It's within Cadet regulations! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Wear diamond studs |
02:43 - 02:47 | Wear diamond and all the girls will love you they said. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I won't even be able to talk to girls because I'll be getting ready. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking Hutch |
02:56 - 02:59 | I try to hook up with all the black girls |
03:00 - 03:02 | But hutch is on that shit like donkey kong! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Baker is going to bang us tonight anyways. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I told everyone that I was #3 in the rankings. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Hutch and Alger beat me. |
03:25 - 03:26 | FUCK. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I am going to quit ROTC. |
03:40 - 03:46 | No one appreciates my leadership |
03:46 - 03:49 | I must face the facts that I won't be ready in time |
03:53 - 03:56 | I am just going to stay in tonight. |