| 00:00 - 00:03 | After Week 7, Daniel Jones Fanclub is 2-5 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | currently 5th in the East |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Kamara is still injured |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and it appears that Week 8 we have several players on bye |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it now looks as though Will Fuller V may miss some time |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Add him to the Saquon trade |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | With Barkley and Kamara as RB1 & 2 we'll run the table. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Fanclub |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Suarez... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Suarez has rejected all trades for Barkley |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He does not want to continue negotiations. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who suggested drafted Christian McCaffrey over Kamara at 2 please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 7 points against the Giants! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | What QB can't throw for 400 yards against the Giants!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Kyler Murray is going to be a bust, we should have reached for Brady in the draft |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who cares that he's 100 years old? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He gets to play Miami and the fuckin' Jets |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And don't get me started on my receivers |
| 01:34 - 01:38 | They're all either injured or relying on Jameis Winston for targets. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The man racks up turnovers like they're free crab legs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mike Evans can still put up elite numbers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was one game, everyone feasts against the Giants' secondary |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | Mr. Fanclub, we can fill holes through waivers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Robbie and Hiren have priority, they'll take any good WR |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Waiver order makes no sense this year! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What good would it do anyway? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | At this point any legitimate sleeper has been picked up |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So help me God if I have to start Jason Witten again. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'd rather listen to him commentate another MNF broadcast |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My most dependable RB is pushing 40 and no matter what defense I start |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 40 pts against, negative points |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only thing is worse shape than this team is New York sports in general. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Jose Altuve is an evil elf |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Yankees should be playing tonight |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They were supposed to avenge 2017! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | CC died for this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and Edwin Encarnacion looked like Gindes in a Zog softball league |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | DJ LeMahieu did everything he could. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That homerun was the stuff of legends |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | until Chapman squandered it. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's a disgrace to the memory of Mariano Rivera. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Gleyber Torres is still only 22 years old. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was a fool for putting it all on Eli. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Giants suffer from years of poor drafting and bad coaching |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Even Saquon can't do it himself |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not for the Giants, and not for Daniel Jones Fanclub |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Put every mother fucker we have on the trade block. It's time for a fire sale. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe Perskin will be foolish enough to trade Mahomes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Challenge Alex Wei to a $10 bet on Week 8. |
