| 00:00 - 00:05 | Today we talk about the Cheesecake Bistro Fantasy League |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Remember all those shitty waiters from the Baton Rouge - they're still alive |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I go to draft and they say, "Pedro, do us analysis on our picks" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I look around left and right and it's a lot of the same shit |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then I see the one called the Brad |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Hey Duke! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Hey Duke! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | This asshole picked only one starter and it's Saquan |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Antonio Brown... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He's up shit's creek and now needs to try a swip swap |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He calls Gandy to see if he can trade anything |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But all Gandy has is an old G-Shock watch to offer |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And then they play each other |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Fucking Rogers puts up 55 so Brad can't even beat Gandy |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He should have taken that G-Shock! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Maybe with a digital watch this year will pass by quicker! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Hey Duke! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Liz had an extra cheat sheet if you needed one |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Also where's our thong video?! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I masturbated to the chicken ass Eric you tell me?? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I kid, but Dimi totally did though |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He responded way too late to trust |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously back to this year |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The fearless one they call the Duhon |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Bad start and everyone laughs at him like this |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Then he gets the Doubleteamers drunk on confidence |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | His tight end beat them on his own |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Waller Waller bills y'all |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Fuck off you two have a backhand...or two |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Two for one backhands like that greek Nick says |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Speaking of him, let's talk about that dynamic duo |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Nick...{inaudible smog coughs} |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Nick brings Donald out of retirement |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And these dicks forget to draft running backs |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And this team looks pretty cheap... |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Can you buy it on the dollar menu? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes and expect change! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I thought this was going to be Ranlett's year! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | But apparently his face melted off along with Mahomes ankle |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Oh shit I borrowed this napkin from Dimi |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So how do you see the season ending? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | You see the movie Rocky about great American Boxer? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | This is the Duhon... it's clear to anyone watching |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | The rest of the league is like 11 Clubber Langs getting tired |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Brad's gonna have to do standup |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Knock Knock.....Whose there? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Another loss that's who Duke! |
