| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see based on our standings, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we are being surrounded by teams |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ewok, Orange Crush and Penis Hyders |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Above you now is your nemesis EDB |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and you are in serious danger of Relegation |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Dont Worry Gentleman |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As you can see my team is getting stronger by the day. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Ghost |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your team |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your team has lost 4 straight and Will Fuller is now set to miss several weeks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and JUJU hasnt been what you thought he would be. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who think im finished please leave the room immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | UNACCEPTABLE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can I be relegated from my own fucking league! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If you think I'll be collecting league dues or organize a draft if relegated |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOUR CRAZY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IS MINE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NONE of you assholes do anything to help |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | USELESS BUMS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ghost we are not useless we are champions |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up you won your family league |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ghost that still counts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up you stupid PIRATE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WONT BE RELEGATED |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am the Ghost! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Winner of multiple fantasy leagues |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I wont be denied this year |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You all will see I wont be relegated |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I will rise once again and |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | God as my witness I will make the playoffs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Win 3 games in a row and take the title |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | For i am the Ghost |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the BERT |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THE DREW BERT |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Youll See |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | YOULL ALL SEE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will be the champion of champions |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nobody else can handle the pressure |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Theres pressure being the champion |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | None of you get it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Hes not crazy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | In the end |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | deep down inside |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I know my team is garbage |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just dont want to get relegated |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You guys dont think ill get relegated right? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I mean EWOK and Orange Crush are bad too |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Long Live the Ghost |
