| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Today I heard something great today. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Listen here |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You have to hear this |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So apparently we have a number 1 Shaman in the guild. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | His name is Susanexpress |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | SusanExpress |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | SusanExpress |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He uses a Flask and Power infusion Every Raid to be noticed. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | SusanExpress |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The best part is his Girlfriend is always |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Power infusioning him |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | The whole entire raid on every boss. An Ele Shaman. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And that makes |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Him the number 1 Shaman. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He flasks to be relevant. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And he is number 1. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | SusanExpress |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He truly believes it too! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He announces it every chance he gets! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Mofo needs a Flask and Powerinfusion to be on the charts. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | susanexpress |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | he really thinks high of himself. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but listen listen |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | if you really think about it, he may be number 1. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | of about ..... let me see |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | 300 ele shamans total |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Susanexpress |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | number one in world |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | all because he needs a flask |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Susanexpress |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | dont forget... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | the Power Infu |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | you cannot forget |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | the power infusion! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | A flask and Power infusion these days makes you the number 1! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Are you serious? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I cant be more serious! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He proudly states it! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He says...... He says.... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | He says Im the Number one in the world |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Are you sure hes serious about it? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well he says, guys look at the rankings. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | click on my name and go to rankings |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | it shows me as number one parser |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and then he, so that makes me the best in the world! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | All because of a flask and pocket healer . |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | that makes you number 1. |
