| 00:00 - 00:03 | From what we can tell, your Jets seem motivated |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | after last week's win. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Defense came out attacking Brady |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | forcing three third downs. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However the Pats scored on a left sweep.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Pat's always score first |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sam will come out firing and make it a game. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sam... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sam threw 2 picks and had a fumble |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Leading to a Pats 24-0 lead in the first. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if you ever said Gase was smart, a guru, confident, or competent. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS WAS A TRAP |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A GODDAMN EMOTIONAL JET FAN TRAP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | TELL ME- HOW MUCH DOES BELI ENJOY TORTURING US |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | First Darnold gets mono... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NOW APPARENTLY HE'S COLORBLIND |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVERYONE was on the JETS after DALLAS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "DARNOLD AND THE JETS HAVE ARRIVED" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A WEEK LATER THEY'RE A DUMPSTER, ON FIRE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Darnold said he saw ghosts, O-line is shit |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE SAW WHAT, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he was mic'd up and said he was seeing ghosts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh for fuck's sake, don't the JESTS give media ENOUGH MATERIAL |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK THE JETS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We trusted MACC to build this team |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and in return he left us with depleted OL |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Never replacing D'Brick and Mangold |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Meanwhile we pull some asshole out of retirement |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and HAVEN'T DRAFTED A FIRST ROUND OL IN OVER A GODDAMN DECADE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But OH did I get caught in the Hype |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Free Agency is ALL THE RAGE for our shit organization, our SPECIALTY |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This organization physically pains me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and yet I continue to return, like an abused spouse |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | hoping THIS time, things will be different |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Of course |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | OF COURSE WE BLOW IT IN PRIMETIME AGAINST OUR RIVAL- LIKE WE HAVE FOR THE LAST DECADE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swore I'd never get excited for another prime time Pats game after 2012 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Weeks of "Butt Fumble" highlights and gifs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and YET we're back supporting this TRASH |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | TRASH YEAR AFTER YEAR! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, the Pats just bring the worst out of him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You'd think by now I would have learned |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it is impossible for this organization to compete with the Pats |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Jets will never change |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll drag this out, put out false hope like the Jets always do...giving a morsel of hope |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Only to crush us again and trample our hopes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck The Pats. |
