| 00:00 - 00:03 | [Dickie] So here's the game plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | [Dickie] All together |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | [Dickie] We are going to rush B |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | [Dickie] Throwing some smokes will hide us temporarily |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | [Dickie] In this time, we can plant the bomb and camp the entrances |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | [Aaron] Seems like a plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | [Aaron] But we are 0-15 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | [Dickie] Yeah... I think it's over |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | [Dickie] We just... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | [Jimmy] We just can't win against these Russians |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | [Jimmy] They are huge fucking nerds |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | [Aaron] Jess, Nazeef and Kat get out, the good players need to talk |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | [Aaron] Fucking unbelievable |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | [Aaron] How can they be so fucking shit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | [Aaron] We've told them what weapons to buy, we told them where the enemies are |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | [Aaron] Jess won't check any fucking corners |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | [Aaron] Kat is 0-14 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | [Aaron] Walking into my fucking smoke bombs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | [Aaron] With a fucking AWP she can't use |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | [Aaron] With her goddamn parkinsons hand |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | [Random Russian Guy] We should kick her now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | [Aaron] You fucking suck too mate shut your mouth |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | [Random Russian Guy] I demand a vote kick |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | [Aaron] You aint getting shit you underperforming garbage can |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | [Aaron] For fucks sake |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | [Aaron] Jess I have to bring |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | [Aaron] Because she gives me sex and yogurts |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | [Aaron] I don't fucking want those from Nazeef |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | [Aaron] What do I get for bringing him along |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | [Aaron] He's like our own make a wish child who wanted a chance to win a game |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | [Aaron] And he's here out of pity |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | [Aaron] We'll never win a game if he's here, especially with the other 2 retards too |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | [Aaron] All I want is to win a game |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | [Aaron] I'm a good player and I'm losing my fucking rank |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | [Aaron] To let these dickheads have fun |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | [Aaron] I've planted bombs |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | [Aaron] I have the most kills in the game by far and I've contributed the most |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | [Aaron] And Jimmy chooses to endlessly support Kat instead |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | [Aaron] I try laugh it off with memes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | [Aaron] But how can I get over the fact |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | [Aaron] Jess tries to 1 v 5 with a fucking pistol |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | [Kat] It's okay Jess, as long as you're having fun |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | [Aaron] There's only one thing I can do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | [Aaron] To at least try and redeem some sort of gratification from this game |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | [Aaron] I'm vote kicking |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | [Aaron] Russia, you're out |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | [Aaron] This is the last one for me, I don't want to play anymore tonight |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | [Aaron] I'm going to go to bed and sleep it off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | [Aaron] But we will play again tomorrow |
