| 00:00 - 00:03 | They have begun to use the fleet of drones |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I believe Gray Eagles |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The 160th has placed them here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as well as here and an airbase here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If we do not attack now, we could be in danger |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fuck all this shit. Tell me how |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my fantasy football team did? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Clarksville Dependas lost |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You are 4-4 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your name is Collin and or in Fox Company, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You've got to be fucking kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What in the absolute fuck happened! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You told me Jared Goff was going to get better! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then I picked up Josh Lambo |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Josh fucking Lambo |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Derelict my balls is probably laughing his ass off |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He got Josh Allen when he new I wanted him |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the fuck am I supposed to do now? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Jimmy Graham and OJ Howard are proj |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't fucking talk to me about tight ends! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we can make a trade with Clay's uncle |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We all saw how that worked out for Lance |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Half his team |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He traded away Bell, Gordon, Mixon and Kittle for |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Saquan and Fournette, his team name is No Depth |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Thats how you want to run my team |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I would be no better than Downing |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Don't get me fucking started on Rose |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Nothing good came from Wyoming |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Are we even sure Boats N Hoes is a real person? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is Lance playing two teams |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | S6 doesn't know how to set up a phone |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but can run a damn team |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | fuck me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | L3 doesn't do any work but will probably end up in the playoffs |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and on top of that he makes like a million dollars |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then you got Chris fucking Casburn |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ligma Weiner is putting up monster points |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nobody licks my weiner |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, nobody licks his weiner |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll never win another game |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The commissioner has sabotaged my team |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My trades |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | None of them, go through |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Thanks Clay, I will make a fucking come back |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll see you week 11 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | jk, i will probably lose |
