| 00:00 - 00:03 | Allesandra was sent to the Co Op |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hours ago |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But according to the GPS |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | She was last seen |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | About here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | She'll learn |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get Dan to have a word with her |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dan |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dan leaves on Friday Sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says he's sick of doing stuff |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody not in the betting syndicate, fuck off now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where is Sir Jimmy? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I said anybody not in the syndicate! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why is the boy Dickinson not here at my time of crisis? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Anyone seen Sir Jimmy? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No and I really love him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dan is the only one who ever wins |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking Gaffer and his 1/80 losses |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Director with his bizarre combinations |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dan still intends to be a Penis Cunt Sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's hard enough squeezing a tenner out of him at F&E |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He will still pay monthly Sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Still pay, it will be like getting blood out of a stone |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is all Sir Jimmy's fault |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Teasing him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just because he likes watching men grapple |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | On a Friday night and calling it garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why couldn't he just leave the daft cunt alone |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It might be a strange, slightly gay hobby, but he is my skipper |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My heart is fucking breaking |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's Free & Fucking Easy, so let him watch grappling if he wants to! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can Frank do every Saturday? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He's got to have a break. Who the hell will help him? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Michael's just not ready |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So what now? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | One of you had better have the fucking answer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Because I'm fucked if I can think of anybody that will do it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Gaffer certainly won't |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And who can fucking blame him |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He nearly passed an O Level so he's over qualified |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's gay and he supports Pompey you daft slut |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've decided to close Ryde Taxis |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And instead we shall work on a new project |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Are you with me? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We can't do this without Dan |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Instead we will develop a new organisation |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We shall call it the European Union |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And we shall dominate once again |
