| 00:00 - 00:05 | So, these two guys, Aussies, with no idea, come up with a random idea to start a podcast.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they go out and buy some fancy equipment |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | mics, headphones, they plug it all in, hit record, eager... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and you know what happened? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Nothin! a blank podcast! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | No sound! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Nothing! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Empty! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | They try and work out what's wrong |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | with Garageband. They go on forums, watch youtube videos... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and still nothing. A whole hour wasted. But you know |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | the best part? |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | The volume was just low!!!! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Low volume. The fucked up hard! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | These Aussie guys call themeselves |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "podcasters" Podcasters! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And it gets better... they say |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | they have "aussie" accent |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | but to us they sound British or New Zealand! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They even had to get permission from their wives to do the show! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and wasted all that time. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | The volume was just low. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But listen, we have to talk about the name. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They couldn't think of a name, they called it "wherever" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | "Journey to Wherever!" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Whatever the fuck that means. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Throw that one out! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | A journey to my ass! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It gets better. They went around telling everyone it was released |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | but it turns out it was only on spotify |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | it wasn't on apple! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | what kind of "podcaster" isn't on apple! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Idiots! Amateurs! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | These aussie on a journey to failure! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | A journey to "wherever" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "Wherever!" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah, what a joke. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | These guys have no hope. I almost feel sorry for them. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Is this an aussie thing? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I listened to the first four episodes and my ears hurt. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So would you still subscribe? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I think I have to, someone does, I feel sorry for them. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Got give them a chance on this "journey" |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | my ass! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | "Journey to Wherever" |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | what a fucken name! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Fuck it, let's subscribe, give them a chance! |
