| 00:00 - 00:03 | Commissioner, the situation is not good |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | halfway through the 2019 season |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Knysh is currently 6-1 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | his team won again this week |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | this time beating Paun Stars by almost 50 points. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Surely Knysh will blow it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | his team will fall apart, right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It doesn't appear that way... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | #1 in the power rankings |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | he has a commanding 3 game division lead |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he's destined for a playoff birth. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone kindly leave. Everyone except Shaver, Germin, and Danckwerth |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Jesus titty fucking christ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Mark Lubemeyer Knysh?! Joseph Blue Pulaski!?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Is he honestly still in this league? Thought he resigned when he moved to Houston |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Of course he can beat Paun Stars |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Paun is probably golfing with Nina in the Hamptons |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | but how is Knysh 6-1? Looking at you Choaders... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | what's your pathetic excuse?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Too busy in Buck Hill Falls looking at Chastity's boobies? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No, I actually handed Knysh his only loss of the season |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And Rick, Knysh hung 160 pts on you two weeks ago |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Danck is 4-3, keeping his team in the hunt |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | In the hunt?? In the HUNT?? He lost to JBP by 40 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | total poppycock |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Its a disgrace to the Super Tecmo Bowl legacy |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | a long and storied fan ball tradition |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but this is how the collapse of the Roman Empire began |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I expect others in this league to blow from time to time |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but I need more from you three, all former STB champions |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Step the fuck up!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't believe the incompetency, an Orioles fan is dominating all of us |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where are Ward and Doherty, the Robert Half boys?? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I guess executive staffing is too distracting for them |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to focus on winning fantasy games?? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Honest question |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Remember Sam Frickin Landman?? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Assume he's busy smoking weed with Elon at SpaceX HQ |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He's absolutely no help here. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And then of course there's Delahanty, Wynn, Shames... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | can't pin our hopes on any of those jokers. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Tyler, you were a great D1 swimmer |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't see an easy way out here fellas |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Some sort of quid pro quo?? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Collusion?? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm open to any creative ideas |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Worst case, in a world where Knysh holds the STB title... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I suppose we must even consider the nuclear option |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We restart the Fantasy Baseball League. |
