| 00:01 - 00:07 | By order of Dear Leader, the Great Kim Jong Eun, this my esteemed honor to announce that... |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | ...imperialist swine America has been dealt pulverizing blow by His Excellency... |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | ...who gloriously make famous NBA bow to our beloved Communist Party... |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | ...including Bald Boss Silver... |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | ...James LeBron and Curry Rice Steph. |
| 00:24 - 00:31 | Our former enemies revolted against so-called American "freedoms" and aligned themselves with the DPRK. To repeat: American celebrities are now with the DPRK. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Giving instruction to President Xi Jinping of honorable ally People's Republic of China... |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | ...Supreme Leader brilliantly out-maneuvered the evil Americans... |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | ...by cause black multi-millionaires to grovel at altar of Communism... |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | ...and support noble efforts to purify Party dissidents in Hong Kong. |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Dear Leader personally led re-education of NBA athletes... |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | ...who have now sworn undying fealty to His Excellency. |
