| 00:00 - 00:03 | RUDEGEAIR: I know we had a deal but... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | My penis is very small and I want London |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | also Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So I am breaking the deal |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Because my honor is as small as my penis |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | POWERS: You know I will take revenge |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As I have an object stuck in my butt permanently |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Nobody's gonna stop me |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | So.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | JURCHAK: I won't fight a war even for half of your territory |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm basically playing like its a single-player game |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | POWERS: The following people stay: Rudegeair, Jurchak, Bolton |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE HAD A DEAL!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I GET ENGLAND YOU GET FRANCE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I HELPED YOU DEFEAT ENGLAND |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will never trust you again |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | DAMN YOU TO HELL! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You're as bad as the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You probably have butt sex with recupero |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | While Kate watches! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BOLTON: You should not accuse him of what you yourself do |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | POWERS: ILL ASK YOUR MOM WHAT SHE THINKS OF THAT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BOLTON: Shouldn't you be studying the LSAT instead of making this video? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The LSAT can wait, this is about JUSTICE!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT WAS A DEAL!!!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I know I shouldn't have |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sired you so many years ago |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yes its true like Darth Vader I am your daddy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But now I regret it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I CREATED YOU, I CAN DESTROY YOU |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ungrateful child |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You are evil, kind of like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am the greatest at strategy games |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Nobody can best me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Except for cheaters! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You're so stupid |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bet you voted for trump or something! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And how is it I, with a penis so large |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Could produce a son with a penis so small? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A son so ungrateful? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IM YOUR DADDY!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | KATE: Its ok David, tonight you shall participate in Sodomy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I'll just go back to playing chess |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You can't lie in Chess |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A pure game. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Im the best at pure skill |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hey guys |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Can you explain that football joke? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I don't follow sports |
