| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I tell the guys, get your money in. The pool starts soon. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Chop Chop. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Some were hesitant about joining.. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | But I convinced them to pay into it.... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | What idiots.. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I fucked them |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I fucked them. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | You should've seen their faces when I made assists as much as goals |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Retards |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | You like that one? What about no trades at the start of the season? |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So I turned them on hopin they wouldn't notice everything else |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Of course they did. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And then I said |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | You idiots are stuck here for a year. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Another year |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Gets my dick hard thinking about it |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | You have no idea |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Now everyone know's I'm a jew |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I run this pool and everyone is stuck along for the ride |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And then I tell them |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I have your money now |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But no, seriously. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I am the commishioner of a really important league |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Jew nose aside for a second |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I didn't even tell you the best part |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Saved that for last |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | yes there's more |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I picked all shit players |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Shit players |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And I'm top 3... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | TOP 3 |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Pick all shit players and I'm gonna win |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Winner winner chicken dinner |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They came into this with a draft plan and a brain |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | DRAT PLAN? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, can you believe that? |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Hit those niggas with a curveball |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Easy money |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | It was true genius making Edler as much as Ovechkin |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Who knew you were such a Jew. |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Honestly, I didn't even know I had it in myself to fuck them over but it feels good |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I'd do it again next year if they made me commishioner |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Ahh next year.. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Next year.. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Can you imagine |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Make me commishioner next year.. |
