| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, you must have heard about the deep dives |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far they've looked at PE |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Now they're looking at DT and Art |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They won't stop with Geography and RE |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They'll even look at Music and Computing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do we teach all those? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What even is Computing? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Computing is... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Computing was... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | a subject we taught before we lost the laptops |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were there, then they were gone |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your name is Bailey, Cook, Bowers or Hagon leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW CAN THEY HAVE DISAPPEARED? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY DON'T JUST UP AND VANISH |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW? IT IS YOUR JOB TO KNOW WHERE THEY HAVE GONE. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I CANNOT AND WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THIS IS DISGRACEFUL |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What can I do about it? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You expect me to ask the friends to fundraise for new ones? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Shouldn't the computing lead just find where they are... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm sure the Friends would want new laptops. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They don't want to, I don't want them to buy you RWI stuff either. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, we need both of those. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You will have to wait, I want bookshelves. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've done my waiting. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | First there was exercise books, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | then there pens and pencils. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then, you wanted another box of bloody whiteboard pens. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All of it costs money. When is it my turn? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All I want are some lovely wooden bookshelves on wheels and some cute funny shaped chairs. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They join it all together. It's so adorable. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You had money spent on you in the summer, they bought you about 35 boxes of pringles. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why is it always up to me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't even understand computing... do we use laptops or iPads? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They are both the same. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You type on both. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why can't we just get keyboards for the iPads or get Macs for free? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Butcher, it is your job to know where the laptops and the iPads are. I expect you to know. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You need to email Osiris. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You need to find out what they did with them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They must still have them. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Cook, they don't think you're 70. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I want is for it all to be sorted. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | So I can shop in peace at John Lewis or Waitrose. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sainsbury's is no good. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The cucumbers are too small. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ask the friends for the money. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least then you'll shut up about it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone get me some chocolate. |
