| 00:00 - 00:04 | Why are you not at your desk working on NZ Police Chris? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Your funny Mel |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Don't call me funny, your the one wearing a nappy Chris |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Back off Mel, your nappy smells Mel |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | Yes it does, at least I have control of one thing at Neo |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | You smell so bad, just like when I walk in dog poo |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | You walk in poo? |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Yep |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Big ones |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Why walk in big poo? |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | For bronzing |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | You like bronzing? |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Yep, with a smear |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | Your sick |
