| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer, 95% of Germany's Hotels and Clubs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | are now playing Metal and Punk |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | except for a district in South Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we are closing in on them and those finger clicking Beret wearing wankers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | will be in Auschwitz by the end of the month |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | is that right Cedric? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that is not what my intel is telling me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Styner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we hate Jazz, we really hate Jazz |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Metal and Punk rule!!! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | fucking glasses, everyone leave except for you 3 apparent Hipsters and you 2 Dickheads at the back |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | my most trusted SS operative reported |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | this morning that you 5 have been frequenting |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | these abominable Jazz Clubs, and worse, drinking Pimms and Lemonade |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Jazz, fucking Jazz, they call it the Devils music |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | In Austria. It is strictly |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | forbidden in the Motherland we call Germany |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But you 5 listen to it against my orders. Jazz is a disease |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It grabs you and you can't control it, the non-stop finger clicking |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Fuhrer, we are powerless against the almighty Jazz |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fight against it you Nazi pussy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are trying Sir but it's sooooooo addictive |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up you dickhead. Fucking shit pencil |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Metal and Punk only. I repeat |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Metal and Punk only |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ozzy, Slayer, Strummer, Iggy, Dropkick Murphys, Lemmy |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | nooooo fucking Jazz I said |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | there are only 5 things in this world worse than Jazz |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Eagles, Toto, Fleetwood Mac, Bon Jovi |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and fucking Brussell Sprouts |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Metal and Punk, Metal and Punk, How hard is it you imbociles |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have spent my life trying to rid |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | this nation of Jazz and instill a Metal and Punk ethic |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but you 5 have taken upon yourselves |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | to wear Berets, smoke a pipe |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and listen to the endless improvisation that is Jazz |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will give 5 Weasels 1 week. Smash those PImms bottles |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | burn those Nancy Boy Berets |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | destroy you priceless Miles Davis collections |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and fully embrace the man that is Ronny Jame Dio |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Cheryl, you hid the Pimms didn't you? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | so if you 5 pathetic fascists do not |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | do as ordered, you will spend the rest of you miserable lives |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | in Stalag 13 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and on the P A at Stalag 13 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Elton John will be playing 24/7, Wham as well |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Remember MPJJ |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now fuck off |
