00:00 - 00:03 | The 1sts are playing at Crawford |
00:04 - 00:05 | The 2s are at Caroline Springs |
00:05 - 00:07 | And the mighty SKs are at Poplar |
00:08 - 00:12 | And rounding out on Sunday |
00:12 - 00:15 | The People's XI at Ormond Park |
00:17 - 00:19 | and then we'll have |
00:19 - 00:21 | the Sunday Riff-Raff so everyone get's a game |
00:24 - 00:26 | Casper... |
00:27 - 00:28 | the riff-raff |
00:31 - 00:33 | the riff-raff have a bye this week |
00:34 - 00:36 | 10 players will miss a game |
00:53 - 00:58 | everyone except Tooms, Saad, Reggie, Cam and Paddy leave this room |
01:13 - 01:15 | A FUCKING BYE |
01:15 - 01:17 | HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN |
01:18 - 01:23 | NOW NO ONE WILL WANT TO PLAY |
01:25 - 01:28 | Freezer has already scared one bloke off |
01:29 - 01:31 | now they'll all fucking leave |
01:31 - 01:34 | we need to keep them here to pay subs |
01:34 - 01:37 | how else will we pay for Harro's beer |
01:37 - 01:40 | he's already smoked every durry at the club |
01:40 - 01:42 | Casper we can write a heartfelt Facebook post |
01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY |
01:46 - 01:48 | Capser it will be authentic |
01:48 - 01:52 | no one reads my fucking Facebook posts anyway |
01:53 - 01:54 | NEVER |
01:56 - 01:57 | all I get are sarcastic replies |
01:57 - 02:00 | these fucking young pricks |
02:00 - 02:03 | think they're bloody comedians |
02:04 - 02:08 | all I want is some presidential respect |
02:08 - 02:13 | I've even tried wearing the reds blazer for respect |
02:14 - 02:16 | is it too much to ask |
02:17 - 02:21 | I just wanted to drop someone so a young bloke got a game |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm the president |
02:30 - 02:34 | I look good in a blazer |
02:34 - 02:36 | why does no one think the same |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking selection |
02:43 - 02:47 | whose idea was it to start a socialist club |
02:48 - 02:53 | it should be a dictatorship |
02:54 - 02:56 | then none of you pricks |
02:56 - 02:59 | would ever dare question me |
03:00 - 03:02 | I should disband the whole club |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Freezer, Saad is still captain |
03:14 - 03:16 | we tried so hard on our recruitment |
03:19 - 03:23 | Tooms even made the little signs to put up around the clubrooms |
03:25 - 03:26 | for nothing |
03:31 - 03:33 | we can't even get power to our nets |
03:40 - 03:46 | the fucking council, how will we improve our shot selection and timing |
03:46 - 03:49 | if we can't get a fucking bowling machine |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm playing at Youlden next year |