| 00:00 - 00:02 | He is an asshole. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | An asshole! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | What were those two saying? |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Phalgun.. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Those two.. Tho- |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | My life? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | It's been in the shitter. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Why do you think that is? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | College is shit, cigarette prices are increasing, |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | and you know what? |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | My fucking nose! |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | It's so fucking long! |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | If only my penis were as long as my nose... |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | ...maybe then Payal would have been mine... |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Speaking of Payal, |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | she just broke up! |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | She broke up? You're joking. |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | No, seriously! She's single! |
