00:03 - 00:07 | Thunderdome is not an easy league to maintain membership of... |
00:07 - 00:10 | They have a high standard of performance, and lately our performance could be considered... |
00:11 - 00:15 | ..."underachieving." They are moving to evict you from the league. |
00:16 - 00:20 | Don't you worry. They would never go on without me, Hitler! |
00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:26 - 00:29 | ...They...uh... |
00:27 - 00:29 | ...They...uh... |
00:30 - 00:32 | They've kicked you out of Thunderdome... |
00:32 - 00:35 | You've been the "Big Bitch" two years in a row. |
00:50 - 00:56 | Those of you who are not on the Fantasy Football Committee, leave now. |
00:56 - 00:57 | Those of you who are not on the Fantasy Football Committee, leave now. |
01:09 - 01:12 | How the fuck could this happen?? |
01:12 - 01:15 | Big Bitch twice in a row!?! |
01:15 - 01:18 | You told me that if I drafted Ray Rice with my first pick... |
01:18 - 01:22 | I would become Thunderbowl Champion! |
01:24 - 01:27 | And now look at me... |
01:27 - 01:30 | Kicked out of the fucking league?? |
01:31 - 01:36 | I knew I should never have traded away CJ2K in week 5! You're all a bunch of Crazy 4Skins! |
01:36 - 01:38 | But Sir! You also had Mendenhall, Jackson, and Stevan Ridley- |
01:38 - 01:41 | Waiver wire fodder! |
01:38 - 01:39 | Scrubs! |
01:41 - 01:44 | How about LaRod Stephens-Howling? |
01:44 - 01:45 | They're all just a bunch of splooge that escaped from Deez Nuts! |
01:45 - 01:47 | They're all just a bunch of splooge that escaped from Deez Nuts! |
01:48 - 01:49 | TRRRYYYAAAGGGEEE!!! |
01:51 - 01:53 | After I drafted Wes Welker, you told me to trade him... |
01:53 - 01:56 | Because he started the season cold... |
01:56 - 01:59 | And I told you we should just wait it out until Bellicheck regained confidence in him... |
01:59 - 02:04 | But you said that Patorbites was a sucker for Pats players... That we could trade-rape his ass! |
02:04 - 02:08 | So I agreed to trade him for Danny Amendola! |
02:08 - 02:11 | DANNY FUCKING AMENDOLA!!! |
02:11 - 02:14 | Because of you people, I lost to RyanFOXguys! |
02:14 - 02:16 | And he FOX guys!!! |
02:21 - 02:23 | Ugh, the shame and humiliation... |
02:23 - 02:25 | Go Bucs Yourself! |
02:25 - 02:27 | All of you! |
02:27 - 02:31 | You're theWORSTadvisorsEVER! |
02:29 - 02:31 | You're theWORSTadvisorsEVER! |
02:34 - 02:35 | Oh fuck man |
02:36 - 02:41 | I have no Idea how I'm going to live without Thunderdome! |
02:42 - 02:46 | I miss the olden days of Riggins and Green... |
02:45 - 02:48 | Back then, fantasy football was so much simpler... |
02:49 - 02:52 | Teams would just Ramrod each other... |
02:52 - 02:55 | The way I'm about to Ramrod all of your punk asses! |
02:56 - 03:00 | Don't worry, I'm sure he will pay more attention to you now that football is over... |
03:06 - 03:08 | If only I could be more like Braves on the Warpath... |
03:11 - 03:16 | He's so majestic... in all his OJ glory... |
03:17 - 03:20 | So Majestic... |
03:22 - 03:25 | w-wait....... hang on... |
03:30 - 03:36 | Call Braves on the Warpath. Order him to trade me his entire team... Except the law firm, of course. |
03:37 - 03:40 | Or else I'll have to default to my last resort.......... |
03:44 - 03:46 | Fantasy Baseball........ |