| 00:00 - 00:03 | and then we can go shopping, all going well |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we'll collect Tiernan here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the other two here at the LUAS |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we'll then be all set for the knee's up in Aisling's all going well |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then we can have a Christmas pint in Merry's pub here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | sounds good, my throat is as dry |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as one of Ghandi's flipflops |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hitler |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Lowney's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Lowney's got in first with their invite and Una |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | is considering that they'll stay in Dublin |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | the following people will stay in the room as I'm going fucking explode in a minute so I am |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??? WHAT THE FUCK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | UNA & COLM AND THE KIDS WERE TO COME HERE!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET THE DUBLIN INVITE AND NOT THE DUNGARVAN ONE?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | JAYSUS I'M FUCKING LIVID SO I AM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND AISLING AFTER GETTING ALL THE BOOZE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND DARRA WRINGING THE TURKEY'S NECK FOR THE MEAL |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IT WAS ALL GOING TO PLAN AND WE'D HAVE THE CRAIC |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND NOW THAT'S CHANGED - FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Can you calm down you'll give yourself an ulcer! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ULCER!!! I FUCKING EAT ULCERS FOR BREAKFAST |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Calm down they can make it for Christmas Eve |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | CHRISTMAS EVE?? THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CHRISTMAS DAY IS IT? WELL? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT YOU SPANNER |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IT'S THE FULL TWO DAYS, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO AISLING'S COOKING..FFS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SHE DOES A MEAN TURKEY CURRY BUT THAT HAS BEEN RUINED NOW |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | RUINED NOW |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND NOW THEIR GOING TO THE LOWNEY'S WITH THEIR FANCY COOKING AND SPECIAL DESSERTS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU WOULDN'T GET THAT IN THE MEEHAN'S I CAN TELL YOU... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | INSTEAD IT'LL BE SOME SHITE THEY THROW US ON CHRISTMAS EVE, LEFT OVERS FROM THE DOGS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | those poxy dogs... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | fur balls and shite... always on the couches licking my face |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | you wouldn't get that in the Lowney's either |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | disgusted and disappointed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR UNA AND NOW SHE IS THINKING OF STAYING IN DUBLIN, BITCH LIKE HER... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHY ISN'T SHE COMING? IT WON'T BE THE SAME AT ALL |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She was lured by the fine cooking so she was |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND THEN DO NOTHING AFTER THE MEAL BUT SIT BACK AND BREAK WIND... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | SHE CAN EVEN LIGHT HER OWN FARTS, AMAZING TRICK |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | she actually can light her own farts... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | even Sadie had made broccoli soup |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and now it could all be wasted. The McDermott's are picky eaters, except Tom |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | he'll eat any auld shite |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that is put in front of him, so he will |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See can you get Una & the gang to come to Dungarvan for a bit of craic and we can get locked |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we can see if Eamon can get a sneaky Christmas pint |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | for us all, as it's the holidays |
