| 00:00 - 00:03 | He was last seen doing 102mph in a wheel chair |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | With the package on his lap |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Zooming around like a Cat on Crack |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We must stop him, before he floods the streets with quality Green |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have Members of the HCC at specific locations |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I want him caught |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He has bought nothing but happiness to potheads |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Sy....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The weed....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its stinky and sticky |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and getting baked is so much better |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you out, apart from Reefy, Pass and Andy. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Right you three Stoner cockwombles |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can one person evade my grasp |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | he is getting everyone stoned |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and giving out Purple T-shirts for free.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to everyone that wants them... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For Fucks Sake, Purple Fucking TShirts... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who the fuck wears purple T-Shirts these days |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its like he is just doing this to piss me off |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sy, he so small and has fast Wheelchair |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont give a flying fuck Reefy, you big eared cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sy...its like.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Just fuck off you wanker and catch him |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ive never seen such a bunch |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | of stoned wankers as you three |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ive seen more capable people in Gosport than you three |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking Gosport........ |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm Telling you now, if you dont catch him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I will personaly see to it that the only weed you smoke are Fucking Dandelions |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Dand.....de.....lions i tell ya |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You'll be pissing your beds like 110 year old granny's for a month |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can i be the master like He-Man |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | with you three running around like Twats |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Wankers, fucking wankers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I heard he has puple pants too |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want Purple Pants, with The Hcc Logo on it and everything |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Bring him to me, this is your last chance to show me that you are |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | capable to carry out simple instructions |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | without fucking it up you cunty fuckwits |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Cunty fucking fuckwits, thats what you are |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont Cry, i made cakes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If i aint got purple pants by teatime |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | then, i swear to fucking God..... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will kill you |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Slowly, with a huge black dildo |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and by the time im finished with you |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The three of you will be forever known as |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The Three Muskacocks |
