| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here is the layout of our neighborhood |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | For optimal trick-or-treating |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We need to take this route |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If we do this, we should get more candy than everyone else |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even Joe Bob's grandkids stand no chance |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And I assume the kids |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Got all of their chores done? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The kids... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The kids didn't clean a single damn thing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not even the basement |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want every single person who isn't a weirdy to leave this room right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is wrong with those kids!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They never do any work! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They complain about dishes every single stinking night! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe they couldn't even clean that garbage dump of a basement! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What the hell! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They couldn't even learn from the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then they have the nerve to ask us to play Wii! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Their brains will turn to mush! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, they really want to go trick-or-treating |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think I care!? They're not going |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Ben cleaned some legos last week |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That is absolutely pitiful! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The bare minimum! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every time Martin comes home |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The kids don't do any work at all |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And Hopi sneaks Netflix every night! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why can't Therese quit college and come back? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She was the only kid who ever did jobs without complaining! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now our house is always a pig sty! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sometimes I think that they are not even better than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even our cleaning ladies stink |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They do a really crappy job |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And they always break our vacuum! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Don't get me started on the twins |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Martin is the laziest piece of crap ever! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Bridget just fights with us all the time! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now we have Hopi and Sam |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Once we finally give Sam a phone |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He will never stop playing Fortnite! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ella, you are still too young for chores |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think we should cancel Halloween |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But I really want to steal some of their candy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ok fine. They can go |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They can trick-or-treat |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I am going to go all Bernie Sanders on their candy! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will take at least 50% |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And I want to Trick-or-Beer |
