| 00:00 - 00:03 | and then we can go shopping all going well |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we'll collect the kids here and |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here on the way to the Dungarvan here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and then we are all set for the holidays all going well, and we can have a right |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | knee's up in Aislings here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | yeah that sounds like a plan, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I like your thinking, this could work alright |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hitler |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Lowney's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Lowney's got in first with their invite and Una is |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | considering that they'll stay in Dublin |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | the following shower of feckers will stay in the room as I'm going to bleedin explode in a second... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENDED??? WHAT THE FUCK?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | UNA AND COLM AND THE KIDS WHERE TO COME HERE!!! HERE!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET A POXY INVITE FOR DUBLIN AND NOT DUNGARVAN |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | JAYSUS... I'M FUCKING LIVID... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT WITH AISLING GETTING ALL OF THE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BOOZE IN AND DARRAGH WRINGING THE TURKEYS NECK IT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IT WAS ALL GOING TO PLAN AND WE'D HAVE THE CRAIC |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND NOW THAT'S CHANGED - FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Please calm down, you'll give yourself an ulcer! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ULCER??? I FUCKING EAT ULCERS FOR BREAKFAST |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Please, calm down they can make it for Christmas Eve |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | CHRISTMAS EVE... THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CHRISTMAS DAY, NOW IS IT? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT YOU SPANNER!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IT'S THE FULL TWO DAYS, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO AISLING'S COOKING... FFS, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SHE DOES A MEAN TURKEY CURRY FOR CHRISTMAS DAY BUT THAT HAS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BEEN RUINED SO IT HAS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO THE LOWNEY'S INSTEAD, WITH THEIR FANCY COOKING AND SPECIAL DESSERTS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU WOULDN'T THAT IN THE MEEHAN'S I CAN FUCKING TELL YOU |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | INSTEAD IT'LL BE SOME SHITE THAT THEY THROW US ON CHRISTMAS EVE, PROBABLY LEFT OVER |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | from the poxy dogs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | loads of fur balls and shite in it I can tell ye... you wouldn't get |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that in the Lowney's I guran-fuckin-tee ye... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm digusted so I am... fucking livid |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR UNA SHE IS THINKING OF STAYING IN DUBLIN FOR CHRISTMAS INSTEAD OF |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | DUNGARVAN... WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WORLD COMING TO? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She's probably lured by the fine cooking |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and not having to do a tap after the meal but lie back and break wind |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | break wind I tell you... or even light her farts if |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | she actually can light her farts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | and now they may not come.. even Sadie has |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | made her infamous broccoli soup and it could be wasted and the McDermot's are fussy eaters and Tom, well |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you know what he's like |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | he'd eat anything that was served up to him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See can you get Una and the gang to go to Dungarvan for Christmas and we'll have the craic |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we can go to Merry's and see if Eamon can get us free |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Christmas drinks otherwise the holidays will be shite |
