| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have been informed that alot of Linden is missing. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Over 20k Linden is gone. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our detective Buttons was on it. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Marketplace history said it was your doing, Ubara Flaps. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I mean, Ubara Bailey. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Lies. All lies. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Im sure Buttons did this. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | She showed us the gyazo. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You bought presents. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And alot of pubic hair as well. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Now a whole week of rent is flushed down |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think Buttons is innocent and believe her manipulative words - making me the guilty one, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DARE YOU TAKE SIDES WITH BUTTONS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HAVE I NOT FUCKED YOU GOOD ENOUGH? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Ive cheated on Droth for you fuckwits! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND THIS IS THE THANK FOR IT? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ive lied my way through life |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I HAVE BEEN BORN TO ENJOY LIFE AND NOT WORK |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HAVE PEOPLE GIVE ME HUGE STEEL CHAIRS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE BREAKS UNDERNEATH ME |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Then perhaps rethink your life? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE TO WORK? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You would have money to buy essentials. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why should I do that?? PEOPLE GIVE ME MONEY! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am fucking PERFECT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My RP skills blow every mans mind! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IT DOESNT MATTER HOW UGLY I AM IN RL |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NO ONE WILL KNOW BECAUSE I ONLY TAKE LIP PICS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You want to know why I bought pubes?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why I had to??? I was going to let it grow! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | MAKE MYSELF A FUCKING NEW WIG! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I CANT HAVE A JUNGLE DOWN THERE ANYWAYS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Jungles will deny access to my depths |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No buildings and people anymore, that is a waste! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | IM A NEEDY HO! WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DICK |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Earthquakes are my tantrums! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I GET MAD AND JUMP IN MY NOBLE CHAIR - BECAUSE IM STUCK |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone should get on their knees before me! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Princess candy cunt is my nickname |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Everything else is a lie.. LIE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ive remained Ubara for a reason for so long.. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, they still sell pubes, she didnt get all. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am a power hungry bitch |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and this will remain. I will find excuses. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Excuses to remain Ubara |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No one will bring me to fall |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even after Buttons left and took all red caste with her. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will find another bitch to pay for the sim |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need this position.. And dick. |
