| 00:00 - 00:03 | A Co. wIll form up in the parking lot |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And the busses will pick us up NLT 0600. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will leave Rose Hill |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And travel for 1 hour and 15 minutes. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to Carnsworth Farms. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I think you mean Camp Smith. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Carnsworth Farms is haunted. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We lost our spot at Camp Smith. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The National Guard has drill that weekend. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All non-contracted cadets must leave the ROC drill. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who do they think they are? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | New York gets a little wet and now the Guard lives there? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IM JUST A GODDAM CADET! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have a life outside of ROTC! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They don't pay me enough as is! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now I have to plan a whole new FTX? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | RIGHT AFTER MIDTERMS? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do they know an altar boy was sacrificed there? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I think Lt. Prior made that up. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No! Lt. Prior is too cool to do something like that. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Cadet Cavanaugh, calm down. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Drug addicts live there. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are all DEAD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am the only MSIV that still cares. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now I need to rely on C Co. to run this thing? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't even know what they look like. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They are like our estranged step cousins. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I spent my entire weekend planning this thing. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now I have to sleep with a ghost. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I have to issue one more FRAGO, I am going to loose it! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I hate you all. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You have no idea what this is like for me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Being a Cadet Major. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "Go to Airborne School!" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "Go to Airborne School and you will jump out of planes," they said. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I haven't even seen the sky in days. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It gets so dark. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I am sure you expect hot chow and cake again! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I only got one MRE for an entire weekend as an MSI |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Wester, I got skittles last time. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I told everyone back home I am in the Infantry. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I told everyone that I am a terrorist killing machine. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Worse. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It could get worse. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This could be turned into the MSIII's Dining In skit. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But everyone knows they just do Elf Yourself every year. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They are so unmotivated. |
