00:00 - 00:03 | So Headmaster |
00:04 - 00:05 | As you instructed |
00:05 - 00:07 | We have reserved 2000 seats |
00:08 - 00:12 | In the West Stand at Twickenham |
00:12 - 00:15 | For when we reach the Final |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about the match earlier |
00:19 - 00:21 | how much did we win by? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Actually... |
00:27 - 00:28 | ...we.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | we lost 15 -19 |
00:34 - 00:36 | We are out of the Cup |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave except the 1st team coaches |
01:13 - 01:15 | What do mean we lost? |
01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck happened? |
01:18 - 01:23 | We always win at home |
01:25 - 01:28 | our referee makes certain of it |
01:29 - 01:31 | Is the ref your dad? |
01:31 - 01:34 | What was the Ref doing? |
01:34 - 01:37 | You know, the Dad of our scrum-half? |
01:37 - 01:40 | He never let us down before |
01:40 - 01:42 | It was a different ref - he was impartial |
01:42 - 01:46 | What about the 15 pricks on the pitch? Were they asleep? |
01:46 - 01:48 | The opposition were stronger than we thought |
01:48 - 01:52 | Don't give me excuses you useless bunch of wankers |
01:53 - 01:54 | You have one job! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Win at any cost |
01:57 - 02:00 | Cheat, intimidate, anything, you know the drill |
02:00 - 02:03 | We train all day every day |
02:04 - 02:08 | practising being offside and whinging about the opposition |
02:08 - 02:13 | and we can't beat a bunch of upstarts from the arse end of Essex |
02:14 - 02:16 | This school doesn't lose |
02:17 - 02:21 | Not to a poxy college anyway, only the very best fee-paying schools |
02:27 - 02:29 | We are like the All Blacks |
02:30 - 02:34 | We are so fucking amazing |
02:34 - 02:36 | Winning is inevitable |
02:41 - 02:42 | That's the plan, anyway |
02:43 - 02:47 | But now you've ballsed that up |
02:48 - 02:53 | You are employed as Teachers as well as coaches |
02:54 - 02:56 | What a joke that is |
02:56 - 02:59 | You couldn't teach a dog to lick its balls |
03:00 - 03:02 | You might as well all fuck off |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, I've got a mate at Seevic, we can go there |
03:14 - 03:16 | We ARE the same as the All Blacks |
03:19 - 03:23 | we are entitled to win, we are awesome, |
03:25 - 03:26 | We know we are |
03:31 - 03:33 | Why doesn't everyone else see it? |
03:40 - 03:45 | When you leave here, go straight to the Dance Studio |
03:46 - 03:49 | and stop them developing the new school Haka |
03:53 - 03:56 | no bloody point now... |