| 00:00 - 00:03 | Stannis's forces surround winterfell |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we expect a lengthy siege |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | divisions shall be placed here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as well as along the kings road |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | blocking all forms of material support to the boltons |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | R'hollor would be proud |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the boltons lack the supplies to fight |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my grace |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | stannis |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | stannis game ended his daughter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he was then killed by a lesbian |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those loyal to stannis, remain here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was prophecy! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Stannis would bring justice to the world |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the fire w*man promised! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | the prophet himself defeated by a bastard |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not to mention that l*sbian! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | he should have burned more children |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I bet the boltons burned more than us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and they worship fucking trees |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my grace, we sacrificed half our army |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | burn the whole army, put them to some bloody use |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my grace, you can't burn your whole army |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you can if you want fire magic u skrub |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we almost took kings landing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | now we can't fight women |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | bastards or children |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | boltons are about as competent as italians |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and we were meant to conquer westeros? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we couldn't conquer basingstoke |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He was next in line! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't stand seeing those aryan skrubs on the throne. STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I couldn't really give one tbh |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | who am i meant to support now? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | a load of normies |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | the last true king of westeros |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've ever seen such a bruh moment! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | this reminds me of my AQA GCSE physics exam |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and I didn't have to burn anyone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | there was a question on parallel springs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | COMPRESSED PARALLEL SPRINGS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I have a massive vinyl collection |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | maybe we can support the night king |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | at least he'll exterminate all those cringe normies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | bruh |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the line is dead |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i advise we head to the bruh bunker to wait out winter |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | there's nothing left for baratheons here |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | my name jeff |
