| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuher, Boris has struck a deal |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Crofting subsidy is ending |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have Hill rights from here, to here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Prime grazing for sheep |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need to fence in the apportionment now, or lose it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem, get the Moncrieff boys in |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will sort it out |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has tried, its Alans 70th today |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are on a bus up North all weekend |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody wanting to go on Alan bus, Leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I need my croft fenced in! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All that area payments! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Gone to galyvanting on birthday busses! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What is things coming to! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Thats your typical Shetlander! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Its your own that will let you down! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i expect no less |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | its my last apportionment |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can get the Doulls to fence it instead |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I WANT the MONCRIEFF BOYS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its Alans 70th, Tamar wants to blow the candles |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shes just awkward, young eens nowadays. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Shes only two |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And thinks Europe is made for her |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | a baby. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We have land to secure |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Its for the communitys benefit |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All I want is |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Jims Strong arms |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Relentless endurance |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | combined with Alans lazy innovation |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Upperbody strength |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Neandrathal sense |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Upnorth boys uses tractors |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It marks the ground |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It knocks the post squint |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Unreliable. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We need a miracle |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Moncrieff Miracles |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Do you have an apportionment too? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should just go on the bus |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I always wanted to try Frankies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fine Peerie Haddocks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Take my favorite lemon juice |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Take some SS generals |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so I can win |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Once and for all |
