00:00 - 00:03 | We're not entirely sure how it happened |
00:04 - 00:05 | We were in class, here, trying to understand satire |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | and a Miller began telling a tale about a scandal |
00:12 - 00:15 | We then began watching Catch 22 and Blazing Saddles |
00:17 - 00:19 | So you're telling me, that a few tales |
00:19 - 00:21 | of irony confused you? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We have no idea what satire is |
00:34 - 00:36 | we were thwarted by clips of Family Guy |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you can't spell satire, get out now... |
01:13 - 01:15 | I don't think you understand the importance of what it means to be satirical |
01:15 - 01:17 | it is the basis of comedy |
01:18 - 01:23 | irony and wit would be nothing I tell you! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Chaplin, Brooks and Kormin, Aykroyd and Belushi, |
01:29 - 01:31 | Abbot and Costello! |
01:31 - 01:34 | George Carlin! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Laurel and Hardy for God's sake! |
01:37 - 01:40 | The Three Stooges! Robin Williams, Adam Sandler! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, they are, they are Jewish, no? |
01:42 - 01:46 | All comedians are jewish you moron! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mien fürer there are many others |
01:48 - 01:52 | The best are Jewish! |
01:53 - 01:54 | We are trying to understand satire here! |
01:56 - 01:57 | so that we can overtake the Jews within the realm of comedy |
01:57 - 02:00 | do you understand what I'm telling you! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Satire is the most important aspect of comedy |
02:04 - 02:08 | and the Jews have mastered it, and we are no closer to our goal |
02:08 - 02:13 | we were so close with Klaus Myers |
02:14 - 02:16 | but he was no where near what that Mel Brooks was able to do! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Have you seen Springtime for Hitler? |
02:27 - 02:29 | It is an instant classic, they make fun of themselves the entire time |
02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
02:34 - 02:36 | THE ENTIRE TIME!!! |
02:41 - 02:42 | and me! they joke about me! |
02:43 - 02:47 | It is an atrocity that the Jews have such a hold on the realm of comedy |
02:48 - 02:53 | And you idiots probably couldn't tell a knock-knock joke correct! |
02:54 - 02:56 | The Jews are winning! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Can't you see how this is so important!? |
03:00 - 03:02 | Do you not understand!? |
03:04 - 03:07 | We tried, Anna the fart jokes... |
03:14 - 03:16 | An someone thought fart jokes |
03:19 - 03:23 | would push us past them? They invented the fart joke, |
03:25 - 03:26 | you thought they were original? |
03:31 - 03:33 | No one leaves this room until we |
03:40 - 03:46 | come up with a routine for me at the rally in Prague. Because Do you understand? then it's off to Graz, |
03:46 - 03:49 | then we cap it all off back in Berlin. Come up with new material, NOW! |
03:53 - 03:56 | maybe include one or two fart jokes... |