00:00 - 00:03 | So we'll keep the TOK here |
00:04 - 00:05 | And the vans will show up at 0600 |
00:05 - 00:07 | Drop us off here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Then show up again to pick us up on the 19th. |
00:12 - 00:15 | And that will be the end of Fall FTX |
00:17 - 00:19 | I think you mean the 16th. |
00:19 - 00:21 | 19th means its 4 days long. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | FTX... |
00:31 - 00:33 | FTX is a full 4 days in the field. |
00:34 - 00:36 | It's the 15th through the 19th. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Any cadet...without a scholarship...needs to leave. Now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking, I am going to miss dancing with the stars?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Who has 4 days to give right in the middle of dancing with the stars marathon?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BLUECORD! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I'm a goddamn tanker. |
01:29 - 01:31 | That means no vehicles! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Now I have to spend 4 days with these people |
01:34 - 01:37 | SHITTING IN THE WOODS. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Who do they think I am? A Ranger?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, fall FTX is 4 days every year.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Tell that to my soon to be chapped ass! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they can check your feet to make sure- |
01:48 - 01:52 | I have the standard issue boots. |
01:53 - 01:54 | My feet are FUCKED. |
01:56 - 01:57 | I can barely pass the 2 mile APFT |
01:57 - 02:00 | Now I need to ruck 4 miles with Klavens?! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Whose got a hard on for making me do pushups? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME DRAW A PONCHO. |
02:14 - 02:16 | And now it's 4 days. |
02:17 - 02:21 | If I have to pick one more goddamn cherry I'll shave Torres's head! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I bet the MSIV's are behind this. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Wouldn't even let me keep my mustache. |
02:34 - 02:36 | ALL TANKERS HAVE THEM! |
02:41 - 02:42 | GO TO ROTC |
02:43 - 02:47 | Go to ROTC and you'll have free time they said! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I don't even get free time because my bedtime is 8:30 |
02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking PT. |
02:56 - 02:59 | I spend half the time trying not to shit my pants. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I don't even get to take my morning dump! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he's only going to be here for a few years. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I told everyone at my last assignment I was a PMS! |
03:19 - 03:23 | I can't quit now I'll look like a pussy. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Shit. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I forgot my PT belt. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Please do me a favor and don't tell the MSIVs. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll never hear the end of it. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I should have gone Air Force. |