| 00:00 - 00:05 | At the start of the season I'm hearing Celtic will run away with it again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All these cunts sitting applauding popcorn teeth before a ball was kicked |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | And I'm like that - "What a chunk of shit" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | These bastards delude themselves with stories of invincibility and billion pound players |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | .... then they lose at the Tony Macaroni stadium |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 2-0 |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 2-0 |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The world beaters could barely string a pass together between their billion pound players |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Too good |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And they'll be sure to blame the pitch, or be looking for some penalty claim for holding |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And Dyke just runs up the pitch...flies in the air and ruins it for them |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And sends that cunt Jullien into a fucking hissy fit like a child |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Fucking stamping his feet |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Kicking and screaming on the floor |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Then Popcorn takes their hero Brown off |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And the no neck goblin was like casper the fucking ghost |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 2-0 |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The commentator is saying |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Livingston have never beaten Celtic |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I bet the popcorn toothed cunt isn't running up to the tv box after the match today |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Last I saw he was carrying |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | water bottles into the tunnel with a hop and skip.... |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But no, seriously.... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | That pitch was absolutely shocking |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | The Livi players were picking up lumps of it |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And playing fucking catch with it, that's how easy it was for them... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | "The Invincibles" |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I haven't seen such a self-deluded bunch of bollocks |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | since Lennon "brought back the Thunder" back in 2010... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Too good |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And then.... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Then.... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The camera pans around |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And we get a full view of old Beavis and Butthead |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Sitting there in the Celtic dugout with faces like a cows smacked arse |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | (and 2-0 Livi..) |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | ...and a 2-0 Livi in the corner |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You just can't write this shit |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | It's just too good |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I've had to dig out the old 'Rangers Seal' images to use again |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You'll have it out every week at this rate |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yeah, I mean you can't really use it when we're playing Kevin Kyle upfront in Division 3 |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But, hey, it's funny looking back |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Oh good times man |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And that Johnny Hayes.... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | the cunt looks like an extra from a Pogues video |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | This is going to be a fun year with Neil Lennon at the helm |
