00:00 - 00:03 | We are planning to offer new credit card |
00:04 - 00:05 | It will have confusing terms, so people |
00:05 - 00:07 | will think it's a low rate |
00:08 - 00:12 | but it reality it will be 28% after 3 month |
00:12 - 00:15 | We will put the kiosks, which will offer free t-shirt to students |
00:17 - 00:19 | I think this will work |
00:19 - 00:21 | do you want to push it in Starbucks as well? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir...there is a one problem |
00:27 - 00:28 | Shin... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Shin, David and Dave..left Financial Engines... |
00:34 - 00:50 | they are working on credit card town, which will make it very clear to people how to handle credit card debt. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody, who took $1mln or more bonus this year, get the hell out! |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | How they are planning to make any money? |
01:18 - 01:22 | Do they think this ForUs business can raise any funding?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Did they hear about Series A crunch ?! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Do they know what happen to facebook stock |
01:31 - 01:34 | It plummeted, an you know why??? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Because Wall Street pulled the stock price out the ass. |
01:37 - 01:40 | This started the Series A crunch. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Dave already finished the script.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | What about animation? Who can do that! You know how hard it this!!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | David is using GoAnimate to create kick ass videos :( |
01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah but what can they do without analytics? |
01:53 - 01:54 | They never got it out of Jellyvision! |
01:56 - 01:57 | It getting impossible to make any money |
01:57 - 02:00 | I have to freaking pay facebook |
02:00 - 02:03 | for advertisement. Don Draper does not cut it any more. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Every time we introduce a new fee, |
02:08 - 02:13 | it shows up in some blogs |
02:14 - 02:16 | and now we will get animaiton |
02:17 - 02:21 | explaining how to pay off the credit card?! I need Stalin to send them all to Siberia! |
02:27 - 02:29 | SOPA did not pass |
02:30 - 02:34 | We can't even sue them for copyright infringement |
02:34 - 02:36 | With these new Obama regulations |
02:41 - 02:42 | We all will have to go flip burgers, |
02:43 - 02:47 | or freaking work for ForUs as remote financial advisors |
02:48 - 02:53 | We will have to deal with the middle class people |
02:54 - 02:57 | who take vacation in Disney Lend, not on private boat. |
02:58 - 02:59 | I will have to meet them in coffee shops |
03:00 - 03:02 | and be paid based on the performance of their portfolio |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok we might be able to talk to them over skype |
03:14 - 03:19 | I told my wife to pass the third boops lift surgery |
03:19 - 03:23 | I will have to go to Victoria Secret and buy her new push up bras |
03:25 - 03:26 | If these guys get any traction, |
03:31 - 03:33 | we are all done. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Please cancel the renovation of my office |
03:46 - 03:49 | I do not want to look like an idiot, when congress will grill me for overspending |
03:53 - 03:56 | I should have learned computer science |