| 00:00 - 00:03 | So I know you already have so much work to do |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but I want to you to do another windshield |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then write a 10 paged paper in APA format |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also you will be presenting on it in a week |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You want us to write another paper and prepare a presentation... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...in a week? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Just pray for direction |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | and go to the writing center |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have people who will review and edit your paper |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Ms. Daly will help too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Do you realize how many hours I spent trying to find a topic for the last paper |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | .....and now you just want me to write another one!!!!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and do a windshield in one week?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you realize that I have other classes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and other projects and exams?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ITS RIDICULOUS!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And trying to find literature takes hours |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | only to find out that half the paper is jargon |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and the other half are quotes from WHO and the CDC?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You could just go to the writing center |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think I want to go to the writing center?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's helpful and she gives you info on your writing style |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you think I CARE about my writing style at this point?!?!?!?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't even have a TOPIC!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Come to Loma Linda" they told me. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "You will help people live whole" They said. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "You just have to pass a few easy classes...." |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm barely through half the program and I've written more than I've ever written in my undergrad career |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND my first Master's combined...... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and yet I STILL feel unprepared for the real world. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I think they want us to fail. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How else can you explain the amount of papers and projects in a single quarter.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and we're not even in our field practicums yet |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And to top it off.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I forgot to pack a lunch and there's no food in Nichol Hall and the vending machine doesn't work!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It is too much to ask for a little availability of food around here? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I understand it's a vegetarian campus |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I understand how much they value the gospel |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but it is too much to ask for meat here?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. He's just an angry MPH student |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone call my group members...and tell them to come get me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's raining and apparently I need to do another windshield and write a paper |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I hate windshields |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | Maybe i'll just sit in the car and pretend i'm paying attention |
| 03:39 - 03:45 | Maybe I'll even have them stop at McDonalds and get some real meat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But so help me God after this quarter is over on the 15th..... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | .....all hell will break loose. |
