| 00:00 - 00:03 | Project Baobab has just been published |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Highlights include new |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | levels & advancements.. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Advancements are once a year if you are lucky |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Only a 10x engineer can survive this |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine I heard salaries.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will rival those of Microsoft & Facebook |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | New mappings.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mappings indicate you are an e1 engineer. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | lower than your current D3 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you use a white background & never accidentally pushed to master ..Leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | All those Bloody late nights! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Submitting LMS outputs on Champions League nights! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I could have watched ManUtd and their rubbish coach |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I spent hours levelling up on Kotlin & Vue js |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yall told me that was the ish.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I hear its not even on the new framework |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | who comes up with all these js libraries anyway |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | someone will answer for this |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, it caught all of us unaware |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | maybe its because you have camped in the game room since we got here |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but we just got two new pads & fifa 2020 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | listen to yourself you vim using idiot..are you kidding me!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we are f****kd!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you have any idea how long.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | it will take us to move across the 8 levels.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | if you dont start buying udemy courses ? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | you will be lucky not to get your pensions stuck at e3 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and just 2 weeks ago.. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I thought D4 was within my grasp.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but it turns out I am just another Boy-Scout e1 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and the worst part is |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted to contribute to react and raise an issue |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | & brag to all my peers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but now.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | they wont even allow me touch their repo. I have lost all street cred, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | who was I kidding anyway.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | there was no higher level for me.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I see that now... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ..and only here at the end |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its okay Haner there are different bands for each level |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have just remembered something |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have left my Macbook in the bunker |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | can someone lend me his |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need to have a look a Baobab's FAQs |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | maybe my version control skills count for something |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Otherwise I am truly f***kd |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I always knew this day would come |
