| 00:00 - 00:03 | It is still broken mein Rodney |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have tried connecting the blue lead here to the brown panel here to the Sky box |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But the picture is still fuzzy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I think somebody has been messing about with the remote again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | which means you cant watch strictly come dancing tonight |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | dont beat about the bush |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who the Fuck has been Playing with my remote control |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Rodney |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It was Sky sport |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sky Sports Steve Mein Rodney he is always doing it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone in the Red Lion knows about it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ray, insurance Steve and stuart stop Here , the rest FUCK OFF! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is my Remote |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MY Fucking Grundig Remote. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The City twat |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dont cry Ruth |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He isnt worth it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What is so important on telly that he needs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To keep changing Fucking Channels |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Does he watch documentaries, or the news |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer it is the One legged Hurdles on sky sports tonight |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK the paralylmpic games, Jessee fucking Owens. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, there is only The Chase on the other side |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Chase....... Bradley Walsh is a twat ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck Him! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was looking forward to watching Strictly tonight |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With a nice cup of tea and a bourbon Biscuit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But No... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Because of some silver haired Twat pissing about with the remote |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I cant even watch my own telly in peace |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The man is a complete cunt! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Does he not have sky at home ? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What time does he come in |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tell him when he gets in |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is my Telly! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It is my Remote! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It is my Fucking Pub, Who the fuck...does he think he is. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | With his silver hair |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | His ridiculous stories |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Anything you have done .. he has done better |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If you have a black cat... his is twice as black. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry clair,he doesnt know about your fiddling |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And another thing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I believe he has a boyfriend |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I think it might be |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | In fact I know it is |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Danny Morgan! He puts things down his troat! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If sky sports comes in tonight...Tell him From me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Theres a pint in the pump from me |
