| 00:01 - 00:07 | Men of the Club news from the Supreme Chopper |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Smelly Freshers Week is upon us |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Lectures are now worryingly close to starting |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | But fear not |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | There is salvation |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | The Peoples Republic of Larj Wednesdays, can now reveal |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | That after a painful few months |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Fortress Phin has returned |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | But it has not been blessed by the UC Boys |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | So where the snakebite runs deep purple |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | UC's finest shall gather |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | And bless the holy land |
