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| 00:08 - 00:11 | How are the placements scenario this year? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Bhench*d, it's not looking good |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | There is slowdown in the economy |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Then, what are you going to do? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | We are trying to bring Swiggy or Zomato for placements |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | They will recruit at least 50 delivery boys and girls from college |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Ola and Uber has given confirmation |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | I swear, all the students will get placed |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I know stock market is down |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Government is not doing anything at all |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Finance minister has announced some measures |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | They reduced corporate tax |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Reduced corporate tax? Don't fu*k with me. |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Sensex rose by over 2,200 points today |
