| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have a serious problem |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Blue Raider bus has been spotted moving north |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They've told us their coming for our wins and recruits |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Coach Ferguson has won every game this season |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Yeah, but we still have Mueller and Wade |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is the same team |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We won't have any troubles |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, they've ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they've added a.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Quarterback made from the gods |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | along with the #2 recruiting class in the Nation |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that thinks Middle Tennessee State will actually beat our EMU Eagles can leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How does this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We were the best team in the league in the MAC!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We beat barely beat them last year and they only turned it over 9 TIMES!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We recruited top prospects and beat his brothers team |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The gameplan we run is as boring as the movie "Open Water" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Coach Campbell took our EMU program that was champions |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He said we'd always be champions and win a national championship.. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | EMU was supposed to be #1 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He said we were the best team |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sir, he didn't know the Blue Raiders were going to be this good |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he use the EXACT GAMEPLAN every game!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This Coach Ferguson now how to adjust |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Great, now Coach Campbell is gonna have to blame his losses on the game |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The players will see our program has been exposed |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They'll see Middle Tennessee is the place to Hoist National Championships |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They'll get better and better every season |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The quarterback will run it right up our asses |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and don't even get me started on trying to slow down their passing game |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Their going to skull drag us up and down the field |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This Davenport kid is going to make our defense look like a pee wee team |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We've been able to run the same stuff and no one can stop it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's going to be impossible to win these games |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We're going to end up in the Little Cesar pizza bowl |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The entire speech Coach Campbell gave about winning championships will be over |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Middle Tennessee State will take over the nation and become elite |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They'll start to cherry picking all the best players to come play for his awesome program |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The only thing we'll win is some weak player awards |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Coach Campbell will be worn the fuck out every year |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'll never be able to beat his team to win the championship |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok we'll still beat Princeton |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The end is near and it'll be bone crushing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Middle Tennessee State is being controlled by the best Coach in the Country |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | His offenses are elite |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | His defense do put players on the stretchers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | EMU will be nothing but the second best team in the Big East |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The Blue Raider Quarterback is the best player in the league |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and their won't be anything we can do to stop it |
