| 00:00 - 00:03 | Joel there's a few other boys that want in on the Snow Trip |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Tommy, Patty and Dingo |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Have all showed interest |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Obviously you know Patty and Dingo well |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But Tommy originated from near Germany |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And you guys would like them to join us? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This year? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well Joel |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | umm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Clearly what you say goes on this trip |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are just putting it out there to see what you think |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Banga, Keith, Don stay, everyone else fuck off! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where the fuck do you get off Banga |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You should be kissing my ass that you even get invited |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you go trying to bring in 2 fat fucks and an Albino |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Patty dropped off the face of this earth when he married Hubble |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I havnt seen Tommy since he was DJ at the Universal |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The cunt had no idea how to play to a crowd |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Dingo, he may aswell fuck off back to Sydney |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That cunt needs a Solarium not a snow trip |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We just asked because we were put up to it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Keith, you speak when spoken to |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Im very sorry King Joel |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How dare you cunts come to me with this |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Youve seen the flat |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Theres only enough room for one bloke to fuck on the couch |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Don definately wont approve of this |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Theres no way im sharing my bed with anyone |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So how about you put more effort into your shit flavoured snags |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | instead of bringing in outsiders that dont belong here |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If you cant accept that im in charge here |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | then fuck off back to Bendigo and hang out with Skinner and Locky |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ive been coming up here every year for 20 years |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just want to be able to relax in familiar surroundings |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And embarrass you blokes on the slopes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Enjoy a few beers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And if Keithy forgets to bring those bags we asked for |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will slice the cunts head off with my snowboard |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and shove his pasta bake up his ass |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then tell his Mrs the truth about how it tastes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | id rather get ass fucked by all of Sudan than eat that shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, its the effort that counts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is our 3rd year in a row now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We cant compromise whats happened on previous trips |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We just cant |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Hopefully I pull a 19 year old this year |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Im sure her skin would feel like silk after fucking a 50 year old |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | More than likely |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ill have to ask Don what its like |
