00:00 - 00:03 | A quick situation after 2 years of Decentralization |
00:04 - 00:05 | To resume... |
00:05 - 00:07 | ... it doesn't look promising |
00:08 - 00:12 | Out of seven, we have six Bureaus being qualified by the Board of Auditors |
00:12 - 00:15 | and three Regional Directors charged for active corruption |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about our DHR strategy? |
00:19 - 00:21 | And the sexual harassment situation? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Filipo... |
00:27 - 00:28 | On behalf... |
00:31 - 00:33 | On behalf of the Senior Team |
00:34 - 00:36 | This is an embarassing disaster |
00:53 - 00:58 | Shut up - I need to talk to my A-Team: Daisy, Georges, Ahmed and Sajjad |
01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking cunts !!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The deception is now flagrant !!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | You are lost for the Organization but you can forget about your fucking package!!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I will send you to Bassikounou or Bentiou... |
01:29 - 01:31 | If we become the laughing stock... |
01:31 - 01:34 | ... of the entire UN |
01:34 - 01:37 | If Guterres announces I should get the UN Razzie Award |
01:37 - 01:40 | Finita la fucking Comedia... |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Filipo I could get Jahangir on that... |
01:42 - 01:46 | You know where you could stick your Jahangir, idiot ?! Do you know? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Filipo, this is a deep injustice... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Injustice when there are more Pakis in UNHCR than in UK ? |
01:53 - 01:54 | When I promoted Ibrar D1? |
01:56 - 01:57 | When I nominated you Assistant HC? |
01:57 - 02:00 | But I will tell you... |
02:00 - 02:03 | You are a bunch of incompetent |
02:04 - 02:08 | I spent four years rebuilding this organization... four fucking years! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And now I feel like I need a massive desludging truck |
02:14 - 02:16 | To clean this mountain of shit you produced |
02:17 - 02:21 | Even CAR is better managed than my organization |
02:27 - 02:29 | And I had hopes... that night... |
02:30 - 02:34 | ...in Como... of yes I had high hopes!... |
02:34 - 02:36 | We were young and ambitious, with ideas! |
02:41 - 02:42 | But now... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I have the feeling I am leading a gloomy Circus with four dirty clowns |
02:48 - 02:53 | Even this idiot of Trump called me... |
02:54 - 02:56 | ... about the massive budget cuts... |
02:56 - 02:59 | ECHO stopped answering my calls... |
03:00 - 03:02 | ...they probably changed their phone number! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok... you will be SIBA... |
03:14 - 03:16 | So now stop thinking. Open your ears... |
03:19 - 03:23 | I will delegate my power to the Reps and probably close Geneva. |
03:25 - 03:26 | I will call Jolanda, |
03:31 - 03:33 | Subair and Gargamel... |
03:40 - 03:46 | To create a Field Task Force that will review the overall HR recruitment and bring some third line of defense |
03:46 - 03:49 | And Khalas... they will make it... |
03:53 - 03:56 | Let the party begin... |