00:01 - 00:07 | Devastating news today from the boys trip |
00:08 - 00:13 | A terrible Jeep accident has left dozens injured and a few (?) several (?) more missing |
00:14 - 00:18 | What was intended to be a quaint drive to an extremely awkward bumble date |
00:19 - 00:20 | Resulted in maximum carnage |
00:21 - 00:23 | When the driver shifted mid drive |
00:24 - 00:30 | Witnesses said the driver yelled chi chenol as the vehicle jumped guard rails |
00:31 - 00:35 | The boys were sent careening into the beer garden |
00:36 - 00:38 | Exactly 2 very fresh pina coladas |
00:39 - 00:42 | And 3/5ths of an order of sushi were ruined |
00:43 - 00:46 | Thankfully the staff seemed unaware of the incident |
00:46 - 00:49 | All but one of the boys are expected to a recover |
00:49 - 00:52 | The 4th could be heard asking why are there so many chinks in here |