| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have spotted two Tesla's |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | One leaving the Nurburgring |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the other here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One is Red |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And one is Blue |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Did they make a lap |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I bet it was pathetic |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, They made a lap |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It was fast |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Very fast! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They ran a 7:23 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out accept three. Lopez,Spiegel and Chanos |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the Hell |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You told me they were building cars in a mud pit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Lopez, you are fired |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cant believe it! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We spent 7 billion on the Taycan! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And it only runs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | a 7:42 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How can this be |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We tried very hard sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You dieselgate programmers are shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's electric, we can't cheat |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are an imbicile |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Try harder |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I spent billions! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | On Electrify America |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This God Damn Silicon Valley start up |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is kicking our asses |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Kicking our asses! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We have been building cars |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For a hundred year |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | To go around the Ring |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They make us look like crap |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | These god dam Millenials |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How can a cell phone on wheels |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Be faster than Germany's best |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Electric car the Taycan |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Our car cost $250,000 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Tesla is half the price |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HALF THE PRICE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Tesla is hiring |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess it's good |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That Tesla is building a Giga factory |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | In Germany |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We might be able |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | to find a job in Sales |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | at the new Tesla sales center |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn Musk |
