| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Rams came in hard and fast, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with a defensive plan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | that involved good penetration. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Jared Cook looked like a man |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | incapable of catching a cold. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But the Saints... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They still have Drew Brees. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Drew Brees... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | has a boo boo. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's out for 6 weeks. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have never drafted a kicker in the 5th round, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | BAYOU BLITZERS IS IN BIG TROUBLE!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Every year our offense depends on Brees scoring 30!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is Johnny's fault!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's taken every running back available!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now we have to start some loser |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | like Daniel Jones! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We already have nobodies |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | like Will Fuller and Royce Freeman! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Exactly!!! This is unacceptable!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can offer a trade to Johnny - |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | - FOR WHAT!? He will only want our receivers!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Every year... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he drafts every running back |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | then wants to trade the bad ones |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | for a good receiver! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's like he thinks that we are stupid! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How are we going to beat teams like Gold Koi |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Shake and Bake! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I need to win the belt again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | so I can bedazzle it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is all my fault. All my fault!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | One day I won't draft all LSU and Saints players. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least I'm not in last place. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Westbank Thang has seen to that. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Tight Ends is always good |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | for a race to the bottom! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But why is Gold Koi always at the top |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | when he drafts from a piece of paper! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Every year our league makes the same mistakes. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We let Sedge draft Tom Brady. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We let Thunderhawks almost win. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe there is salvation. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe the answer is... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Teddy Bridgewater. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I doubt it. |
