| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alan. The troops are waiting to hear your news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are worried |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | about the future if 2GB cancels |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What will happen to them and their jobs? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Will Peter Costello keep them on? What do you think? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bloody Costello |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All he wants to do is make money |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He's the Chairman |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That's his job |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's under a lot of pressure from shareholders |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Advertisers are leaving in droves |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those bloody Victorians think they can tell me what to do |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm not going to have a prick like him |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Tell me what I can say or not say |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He was only any good because my mate John Howard was the leader |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I was the coach of the Wallabies. I won the |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bledisloe and the Grand Slam. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Mark Ella and Campese would have been nobodies |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I was the best coach of all time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Wherever I go success follows |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Alan. None of this is going to help you. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't you fuckin tell me what helps and what doesn't |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Alan. You have to stop attacking women. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck women. That's all they are good for but not Gillard |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She was only good to be put |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | in a sack and dumped at sea. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | As for that lightweight Ardern - she was a weaky |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not a Kiwi. She wouldn't have been selected as a hooker for |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the All Blacks. Bloody hopeless. Aussies believe that you should do |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | whatever you think you can get away with. I was the champ. Better than Bond. Skase or Palmer. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I invented the Battlers from Struggle Street - Howard's |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Battlers from the West. From the Toaster I can see the Opera House and the Bridge |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and they think I'm on their side. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm the Parrot but I'm really the Kookaburra. I laugh all |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the way.to the bank. I bought company |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | shares after the cash for |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | comment scandal and I will be very rich when I am fired. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just watch. I will get Morrison to privatise the ABC and I will buy it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Gerry - I'll bring in advertising. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Costello will be sorry. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They aren't going to stop me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I hope he has learnt from his mistakes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a captive audience. They need |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | their fix every morning. They will follow me whatever happens. I will mesmerise |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | all those pinkos and |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | lefties who have been seduced by Trioli |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and Julia Baird.and Leigh Sales. This is a job for men. There may even be a place for Peta Credlin. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I got good ratings on Q&A. Now that Tony Jones is |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | going I can be on every week. |
