| 00:00 - 00:03 | Since the bitch who came after Antonio is quiet now |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He will be with the GOAT Brady |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | longdicking Das Dolphins of Miami, here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I know we wanted a two tight end set, but with Fitzgerald's numbers last week |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I suggest we add him as our flex player |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll run 4 WRs, however tho |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | McCaffrey and Brees will still be our strength |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your Royal Big Penisness |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Drew Brees... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Aaron Donald killed Drew Brees. QB 1 is dead. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And McCaffrey scored 7 points on Tampa. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thought drafting a 40 year old QB was dumb, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Our own defense took out our QB! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can't believe we pulled a fucking Plaxico Burress! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Of all of the weeks, to lose to Ryan-- |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | whatever the fuck his last name is! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The GELRAT is laughing at us right now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I made that stupid fucking video about fucking his shit up, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and we can't even put up 90 points this week. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Your well endowedness, we scored well last week. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your bastard mouth you son of a maldovian whore! We're 0-2! 0-2! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | King Cock, we can still run the table. We have the pieces |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't lie to my face and pretend the Schvatza Njoku didn't just die. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who the fuck hired you? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I didn't spend years of rebranding |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | this franchise just to be laughed at by the GELRAT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND ITS NOT EVEN WEEK THREE! THAT FUCKING WEASEL JEW! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will personally skull fuck you all if we don't figure our shit out STAT! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And don't even get me started with Christian McCaffrey! Jesus FUCK! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Finally a good white running back and he blows it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "He's got grit, a real student of the game" FUCKING BULLSHIT! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're lucking that Adam sucks this year. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They're calling it "From Champ to Chump" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It takes a lot of attention off of us. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We'll have the propaganda department |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | put out the DANKEST memes with that catch phrase on it, so help me God! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And to think Maxwell almost hit rockbottom too! FUCKING OBJ! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But this isn't the end Gentlemen. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WE WILL SKULLFUCK THAT GELFUCK EVEN IF IT FUCKING KILLS US! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hark! We will not be fucked like bitches in heat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Bram still lays hella pipe! Long-dick style. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call Washington, we need a quarterback. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Case Fucking Keenum, I mean, fuck, how did we end up here. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | let's run the table |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You heard me, call DC, we're running it... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | 10 years in this lead, the first half of them mediocre. We cannot go backwards my friends. No way in hell. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Especially when we have the GELRAT watching us. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Godspeed my friends, godspeed. |
