| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lorries will be backed up at ports for up to a week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Vital supplies will perish |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We expect riots here of course |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You will be fine though sir as you know |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have been stockpiling for three years in your bunker |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So, No-Deal is in the bag |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Corbyn... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, Corbyn has managed to rally the opposition |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The bill ruling out No-Deal is law |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everybody out except Cummings, Rees-Mogg, Gove and Javid |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I would rather be dead in a ditch! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Than go cap in hand to Brussels |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to beg for an extension to Article 50! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All because of Corbyn's Bastard Surrender Bill! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The smear campaign didn't work then |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The British media are useless |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Right. I'm removing the whip from anyone who betrayed us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't care who it is!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, Ken Clarke was one of the rebels |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking Ken Clarke!!! He's OUT. Fuck Him!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir, he's been an MP since 1970 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a flying fuck! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's OUT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My government made a commitment |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to deliver Brexit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Will Of The People |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We will bring this country out of the EU on 31st October |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do or die! Deal, or no deal! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Europe's got me by the ball now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Macron is going to piss on me if I have to crawl back there to beg for time. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am really fucked now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've had over £400K from City hedge funds this summer alone |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | For my leadership campaign. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Including the Leave.EU donors, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Our backers have taken over £8 billion worth of short positions |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And they are relying on me to deliver a No Deal Brexit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are relying on me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to deliver a catastrophic market crash. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I was supposed to retire to the Caribbean! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure you'll at least get a cruise out of it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Odey's got £300 million on a crash |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The greedy cunt already made £220 Million out of the referendum |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | OK. Plan B |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll have to make a deal with Farage now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll say he's not Fit and Proper. The filthy fucking fascist |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Nobody will suspect he's pulling the strings. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking democracy. |
