| 00:00 - 00:03 | Apparently the pledges have been called into Dean Elmore's office |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they were told to be there ASAP. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, at the GSU |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Supposedly they are being split up for the best results |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and have had little time to construct a cohesive story. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If they quickly use their GroupMe |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | maybe they can make something up quickly. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's too late |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Maverick's already in his meeting with Dean Elmore |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and they took away his phone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Eboard members leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could they do this... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | right after we had BBN!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I haven't seen these pussies do a good lineup since they got bids |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And after that hossen shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT'S CHASTON! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dosen't Elmore know that we're the best one's on campus! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Bringin' in stacks on stacks from Derby Days |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and having an amazing reputation all over BU |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Pike has over 100 members in their chapter |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who gives a shit about chapter size?! |
| 01:47 - 01:48 | They also have abs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then why do you think that asshole went after us first?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all about him! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He sees BU's ranking go higher |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "#7 best employable graduates domestically" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | millions in renovations annually |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And he thinks getting rid of Greek Life will improve that?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where do you think all those SMG kids making that money come from? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | FUCKING GREEK LIFE! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And he just wants to throw that all away |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And they decide to go after our pledges |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If he wants to fight, he comes to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not the pledges |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And to top it off.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | they do this shit last minute so they can't plan |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Couldn't they just be cool with L.I.? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They just had to drink a fucking keg |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They only had to play Don't Fuck Your Brother once! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...we did it like 3 times! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we still get to be Sweethearts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least they know not to say anything |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wish they could learn the Jordan Standard |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | well. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or say the Greek alphabet. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We could have done so much more with them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like have Rompala and Simon have a race to tie their own shoes |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now we just have "queefhat" |
