00:00 - 00:03 | Dude, we got some probs bro, i cant locate the party liquor |
00:04 - 00:05 | plus these boots suck to walk in |
00:05 - 00:07 | from here, to here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, white poeple love Mos Def, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and sometimes i do enjoy a box of wine and some Sade. |
00:17 - 00:19 | That name should have an "h" in it. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Deodorant can't fix ugly. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Dude... |
00:27 - 00:28 | ..It's... |
00:31 - 00:33 | ..It's Shannon's birf-day today. |
00:34 - 00:36 | I know it's a "th" not an "f", but it sounds hood. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that can't get it crunk, get the fuck out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn't you trick bitches tell me to holla?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Did you hoe's forget i will gorilla pimp you?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | It's Shan-dubs birf-day son! Shan-dub's birf day!!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Did you send a box of wine motha fucka?! |
01:29 - 01:31 | not even Corn bread?! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I am not that mad,it seems the right time to be doing |
01:34 - 01:37 | my Samual l jackson impression bitches! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And your fucking up my buzz!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | (something in nazi) |
01:42 - 01:46 | you are coming off as stupid, bitch titts! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Why it always gotta be a fat joke man? |
01:48 - 01:52 | Because you sound like a pug when you breathe. |
01:53 - 01:54 | I'm hungry! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand you're pimpin," |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will text the Shannon!" |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | you went with metro pcs. your phone sucks! |
02:14 - 02:16 | you better send some flowers... |
02:17 - 02:21 | .....for real........ quit stalling. |
02:27 - 02:29 | That shit ain't cool, |
02:30 - 02:34 | I wish I had a gorilla, or a copy of donkey kong. |
02:34 - 02:36 | .... and some frozen yogurt |
02:41 - 02:42 | Why was I yelling? |
02:43 - 02:47 | It's Shannon's birf-day and my bike has a flat! |
02:48 - 02:53 | ......................... I'm serious........ |
02:54 - 02:56 | I could take the jet pack and pick up a pretzel for her, |
02:56 - 02:59 | but it would be half eaten and cold before i got there. |
03:00 - 03:02 | is this still going? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, I made pancakes |
03:14 - 03:16 | nobody ever pays me in gum.... |
03:19 - 03:23 | kyebag told me to make sure we said happy birf-day, so did torin |
03:25 - 03:26 | we have failed. |
03:31 - 03:33 | And someone farted.... |
03:40 - 03:46 | Send her a card, say something about me being caught in vegas, |
03:46 - 03:49 | tell her i was saving a fire from a baby, or something Brian Boitano would do, |
03:53 - 03:56 | and happy mutha fuckin birf-day. |