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Has Stern taken maximizing profits too far?
Investigative report goes deep into cleargate and Stern's future strategy.

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00:00 - 00:05Hear about Stern's new clear? Bearly touch the stuff and it self destructs.
00:05 - 00:07Come on Gary, get with it. Pinside wants answers.
00:07 - 00:10We won't take this any more! Answer us.
00:11 - 00:16We're paying more than ever, Stern's growing fat, full of cash!
00:17 - 00:21Their answer... Mesmerize 'em!
00:21 - 00:24With dinosaurs!
00:29 - 00:31Jurassic Park
00:31 - 00:34That's a must-have theme! "Take my money!"
00:38 - 00:40Pinside...
00:41 - 00:47So predictable. Give 'em a moving head, now they want to hug Gary!
00:47 - 00:50and Gary's like, "Deeproot hammer test?"
00:50 - 00:56Robert's a moron!
00:58 - 00:59Pooling clear.
00:59 - 01:01Chipping clear.
01:04 - 01:06The playfield could disintegrate!
01:06 - 01:08Nobody will care!
01:13 - 01:14As long as T-rex eats the ball!
01:14 - 01:16They'd still buy
01:16 - 01:20if we use foam core for the cabinet!
01:21 - 01:27We'll make a do-it-yourself repair kit.
01:35 - 01:36Send you 3 ft of masking tape,
01:36 - 01:39to keep the cab together.
01:41 - 01:44What else can we do
01:44 - 01:47to increase profits?
01:47 - 01:49I got it, stuff our pockets
01:50 - 01:53with licensing fees!
01:54 - 01:56That guy selling crab grass
01:56 - 01:58for that jungle feel?
01:58 - 02:02Cease and desist! Or pay us! Your choice.
02:05 - 02:07Royalties on all mods.
02:10 - 02:11That asswhipe that patented
02:11 - 02:13LEDs on a strip of metal?
02:15 - 02:17and called it Pinstadiums?
02:17 - 02:20No more of that shit.
02:21 - 02:28Stern gets a piece of that cheddar.
02:29 - 02:30What about toppers?
02:30 - 02:32Now you're talking!
02:36 - 02:39Oh, oh, that spinning topper!
02:40 - 02:42Some LEDs on a fan
02:50 - 02:55that's $30 on Ebay.
02:56 - 02:58But it's holographic!
02:58 - 03:04Holographic, 3D, 4D... of course, for $300 on pinside, it has to be.
03:04 - 03:09Sorry about that,
03:09 - 03:11getting carried away.
03:16 - 03:20It's all legitimate business.
03:23 - 03:26That pinheads need
03:31 - 03:36like rolling waves of clear.