| 00:00 - 00:05 | Hear about Stern's new clear? Bearly touch the stuff and it self destructs. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Come on Gary, get with it. Pinside wants answers. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We won't take this any more! Answer us. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We're paying more than ever, Stern's growing fat, full of cash! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Their answer... Mesmerize 'em! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | With dinosaurs! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Jurassic Park |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | That's a must-have theme! "Take my money!" |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Pinside... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So predictable. Give 'em a moving head, now they want to hug Gary! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and Gary's like, "Deeproot hammer test?" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Robert's a moron! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Pooling clear. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Chipping clear. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | The playfield could disintegrate! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Nobody will care! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | As long as T-rex eats the ball! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They'd still buy |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | if we use foam core for the cabinet! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We'll make a do-it-yourself repair kit. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Send you 3 ft of masking tape, |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | to keep the cab together. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | What else can we do |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | to increase profits? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I got it, stuff our pockets |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | with licensing fees! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | That guy selling crab grass |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | for that jungle feel? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Cease and desist! Or pay us! Your choice. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Royalties on all mods. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | That asswhipe that patented |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | LEDs on a strip of metal? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and called it Pinstadiums? |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | No more of that shit. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Stern gets a piece of that cheddar. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | What about toppers? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Now you're talking! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Oh, oh, that spinning topper! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Some LEDs on a fan |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | that's $30 on Ebay. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | But it's holographic! |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Holographic, 3D, 4D... of course, for $300 on pinside, it has to be. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Sorry about that, |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | getting carried away. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It's all legitimate business. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | That pinheads need |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | like rolling waves of clear. |
